Ron: Did you ever participate in meditation with Chris?
Ann: Oh, yeah. When we dated he made made me do it every week.
Ron: What am I in for here?
aworldbuiltonrhyme asked: 9 favorite quotes → Ron Swanson
#you’re right ron #i won’t fire her #instead i’ll work with her and help her do a huge festival and then move here for her and then fall in love with her #and then quit my job and be the sexy elf king to her future city council woman